Strange Service Guys

Service Technician: How are you today, Ma'am?
Me: I'm fine, how about you?
ST: Well, I could be honest, but it wouldn't really matter now, would it?
Me: [speechless]

Ten minutes pass and I wonder if I should go check to make sure he hasn't hurt himself in any way.

Later this week . . .

The kitchen appliance guy wasn't as suicidal as the furnace guy. He did randomly tell me that his 6 month old puppy ate a glass bottle. Ooohhh-Kaaaaayyyyy . . . . .